All-Star WarZone: Weird Al Yankovic

Entrance: Al runs onscreen from the direction of the camera, raising an eyebrow at the opponent.

Exit: Al takes a sip from a cup of coffee and holds out one of his albums to the opponent, grinning.

Standard (Light): Slaps
Standard (Medium): Pushes
Standard (Heavy): Rides forward on a segway
Launcher: Swings a hoe upward
Aerial (Light): Punches
Aerial (Medium): Swings a hammer
Aerial (Heavy): Swings a guitar downward
Crouching (Light): Kicks
Crouching (Medium): Swings a butter churning stick
Crouching (Heavy): Pours hot coffee on the ground

Grab: You Ain't Fat, You Weigh NOTHIN'!
Al grabs the opponent and falls on them, crushing them under his weight as he screams.

Special Moves:
RamBow: Al takes out a bow and shoots an explosive arrow from it, immune to projectiles while readying the bow.
Eat It: Al offers a random piece of food to the opponent and they eat it, slightly restoring their health bar, but lowering their stats by increasing their weight.
Spy Hard: Al starts to float into the air while shadows float across the screen and damage foes.
Another One Rides the Bus: Al pulls out his accordion and starts to play it, causing a school bus to appear out of nowhere and ram his opponent.

Super Move: Let's Get Ready to Rambo!
Al dresses up like John Rambo and starts rapidly shooting the opponent with a machine gun, each of the bullets causing explosions on contact.

Ultimate Move: In Albuquerque
Al pulls out a funnel filled with sauerkraut and pours it. If it hits, Al turns into a cartoon version of himself and pins the opponent to the ground as they suddenly find themselves in Albuquerque, where they find several people playing ukuleles, firing off small music notes that damage the opponent followed by a random person stealing a nickel from them and cutting their back with a razor blade as they walk around, eventually finding themselves in a hotel room. The opponent grabs a towel and sighs contentedly at it's softness before finding a chocolate mint, preparing to eat it right as someone knocks on the door and they open it, letting in a large man with a flock of seagulls hairstyle, who grabs them by the throat and bites off their eyebrows before they fight him off. The opponent then goes into a doughnut shop and asks the owner for different kinds of doughnuts before hanging them a box which they open, letting out several starving weasels, who latch onto the opponent's face and start biting away at them as they wave their arms around in a panic before jumping off of them. Then the opponent finds a couch that's to the ground and desperately tries to hold onto it, struggling, as Al suddenly shows up and cuts off their arms and legs with a chainsaw before biting their jugular vein. The opponent then screams before bleeding to death.

Alternate Costumes:
Current Appearance
Classic Appearance
"Amish Paradise" Outfit
"Handy" Outfit

Universe: Al TV
Title: The Weird, White and Nerdy Parody Artist
Home Stage: Albuquerque
Voice Actor: Alfred Matthew Yankovic